The very best parts of me go into my writing, it is the best version of myself, and I don't think it's hubristic to believe that that's worth something, worth someone else's time. It's the most I have to offer the world.

In its current incarnation in my life touring is a lot of airports and hotels and car services and only OK food.

An ellipsis is a giant ocean of possibilities.

In the wintertime I like macaroni and cheese.

I'd love to be able to write crazy epic plots. I'm working on it.

People judge you because of your weight and your food issues. It's very visual.

Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book.