Please make me either relatable or terrible.

My laptop broke and because of the storm I could not get a new one. And so I've been promoting my book via iPhone.

Maybe just as many women writers as male writers could be billed as the next great American writer by their publisher. Maybe book criticism sections could review an equal amount of female and male writers. Maybe Oprah could start putting some books by women authors in her book club, since most of her audience is women.

With apologies to all my past boyfriends, I never loved a man the way I loved my old apartment.

Please make me either relatable or terrible.

I love doing readings. I could really give a crap about reviews. It's kind of about the readers.

I've been told by people who write historical novels that you just sort of write the emotional truth first, the story at the core, and then you go back and research it at the end.