And perfect happiness? Man, that's a...the pool is about 92 degrees, the Jacuzzi is about 102 and an avocado farm.

All of us black comedians are trying to be mainstream, but you don't want to lose the edge.

It's like church over here. It's like church in here. First of all, give an honor to God and our Lord and Savior Barack Obama.

I'm a southern gentleman.

When your movie is hot, your options are crazy.

I went to college on a classical piano scholarship. My grandmother made me practice one full hour a day. Every day. Man. I thought all she wanted was for me not to have any fun. Next thing you know, you have a career in music. Now, not everybody's going to go on and be Mozart or Michael Jackson. But music makes you smarter.

Every two, three years there is a movie about the Holocaust because they want you to remember and they want you to be reminded of what it was. When was the last time you seen a movie about slavery?