I don't think any woman wants to be known for being beautiful or busty. I think you want to be known for who you are.

I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.

It's not that I'm retired, I just no longer accept acting work.

I'm a disciplinarian. I'm the tough love pet owner. I believe in very well-behaved animals.

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

I don't have great thighs. I have very big breasts and a soft, fatty little tummy. And I've got back fat. People assume that I'm walking around in little spaghetti-strap dresses. It's insidious - Glam Jamie, the Perfect Jamie, the great figure, blah, blah, blah. And I don't want the unsuspecting 40-year-old women of the world to think that I've got it going on. It's such a fraud. And I'm the one perpetuating it.

I'm a layperson. I barely got out of high school. I have no business telling people what to do or my big philosophy on life. I'm certainly not going to write any sort of memoir.