Well, I could do it for a day, but I wouldn't want to be a teenager again. I really wouldn't.

It's not that I'm retired, I just no longer accept acting work.

The system is only as good as the person programming it. If you don't have the follow-through, your system is useless. And by the way, it's that way in parenting; it's that way in marriages.

It was during a cosmetic procedure that I first had painkillers.

I used to dream of being normal. For me, if Kirk Douglas walked into the house, that was normal.

By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.

I've had a little plastic surgery. I've had a little lipo. I've had a little Botox. And you know what? None of it works. None of it.