I used to dream of being normal. For me, if Kirk Douglas walked into the house, that was normal.

I'm age-appropriate. I dress age-appropriately, I choose mates age-appropriately. I'm a big believer in people should act their age...

Getting sober was the single bravest thing I've ever done and will ever do in my life.

To make new friends you have be willing to put in the time.

I don't have great thighs. I have very big breasts and a soft, fatty little tummy. And I've got back fat. People assume that I'm walking around in little spaghetti-strap dresses. It's insidious - Glam Jamie, the Perfect Jamie, the great figure, blah, blah, blah. And I don't want the unsuspecting 40-year-old women of the world to think that I've got it going on. It's such a fraud. And I'm the one perpetuating it.

The only two questions that need to be asked each day are: Did I live wisely? Did I love well?

You can't live a truthful life without regret.