My kids are not interested in anything I do. And I mean that not in any dis to my children or dis to me. My kids have their own life, they could give a sh*t what I do.

I'm a disciplinarian. I'm the tough love pet owner. I believe in very well-behaved animals.

The system is only as good as the person programming it. If you don't have the follow-through, your system is useless. And by the way, it's that way in parenting; it's that way in marriages.

You can't live a truthful life without regret.

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.

Getting sober was the single bravest thing I've ever done and will ever do in my life.

Being a parent is a weird juggling act - and nobody does it right. Everybody does it wrong.