My kids are not interested in anything I do. And I mean that not in any dis to my children or dis to me. My kids have their own life, they could give a sh*t what I do.

It's not unlike the movies for human actors. Once a dog stars in a movie, they don't work very much anymore. It's kind of heartbreaking.

Life is not supposed to be this calcified experience where you don't change.

I respect so much the work that so many women do, but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop, and people love it and tell me about their bowel movements, every day.

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.

I'm a disciplinarian. I'm the tough love pet owner. I believe in very well-behaved animals.

People get real comfortable with their features. Nobody gets comfortable with their hair. Hair trauma. It's the universal thing.