The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.

I eat and drink at my desk, but I'm a tidy eater.

I think Linux is a great thing, in the big picture. It's a great hacker's tool, and it has a lot of potential to become something more.

C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.

Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer.

I use a really simple calendar program on my computer.

Any time someone says "that's it, I'm leaving" I ask them whether they'd prefer to live under US domestic policy, or US foreign policy. As bad as things get inside an empire, they're usually worse in the protectorates.