The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.

C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.

I think Linux is a great thing, in the big picture. It's a great hacker's tool, and it has a lot of potential to become something more.

And when the time comes to replace the O2 I have today, maybe my next machine will run Linux.

To a database person, every nail looks like a thumb. Or something like that.

I eat and drink at my desk, but I'm a tidy eater.

If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that once they're through puberty.