The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

Why should someone have to retrain themselves to use a new application that does the same basic thing as the old application, just because something as trivial as the operating system changed out from under them?

If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that once they're through puberty.

I think Linux is a great thing, because Linux is an alternative to Windows, and because, of all the operating systems that are at all relevant today, Unix is the best of a bad lot.

Nothing stands still. The real question is can you change it?

I eat and drink at my desk, but I'm a tidy eater.