See, unlike most hackers, I get little joy out of figuring out how to install the latest toy.
C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.
I use a really simple calendar program on my computer.
Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer.
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
Any time someone says "that's it, I'm leaving" I ask them whether they'd prefer to live under US domestic policy, or US foreign policy. As bad as things get inside an empire, they're usually worse in the protectorates.