I use a really simple calendar program on my computer.

The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.

I eat and drink at my desk, but I'm a tidy eater.

To a database person, every nail looks like a thumb. Or something like that.

Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.

I think Linux is a great thing, because Linux is an alternative to Windows, and because, of all the operating systems that are at all relevant today, Unix is the best of a bad lot.

See, unlike most hackers, I get little joy out of figuring out how to install the latest toy.