Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can.

I eat and drink at my desk, but I'm a tidy eater.

C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.

See, unlike most hackers, I get little joy out of figuring out how to install the latest toy.

The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.

You can divide our industry into two kinds of people: those who want to go work for a company to make it successful, and those who want to go work for a successful company.

You can always affect things - so can you change it in a way that will make you as happy with it in the future as you were in the past? Maybe it won't be the same, but it might be something else you also like.