I read it [history] a little as a duty, but it tells me nothing that does not either vex or weary me. The quarrels of popes and kings, with wars or pestilences, in every page; the men all so good for nothing, and hardly any women at all — it is very tiresome: and yet I often think it odd that it should be so dull, for a great deal of it must be invention.

[W]here other powers of entertainment are wanting, the true philosopher will derive benefit from such as are given.

To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love.

Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. It is something to think of, and gives her a sort of distinction among her companions

No young lady can be justified in falling in love before the gentleman's love is declared, it must be very improper that a young lady should dream of a gentleman before the gentleman is first known to have dreamt of her.

Why not seize the pleasure at once? -- How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!

We all love to instruct, though we can teach only what is not worth knowing.