But who wants an easy life ? It's boring !

There's no fun in a bag if it's not kicked around, so that it looks as if the cat's been sitting on it-and it usually has. The cat may even be in it! I always put on stickers and beads and worry beads. You can get them from Greece, Israel, Palestine-from anywhere in the world. I always hang things on my bags because I don't like them looking like everyone else's.

Keep smiling - it takes 10 years off!

Any film I see at two o'clock in afternoon with my mother seems to cast a strange spell that means we both come out sobbing.

People always like things that seem exotic.

I'd rather live on my own than live with a face that looks at me with the wrong eyes.

When I made mistakes, people used to laugh. I could have learnt better, but I've always liked to make people laugh.