Forgive my rudeness. I cannot abide useless people.

Movies are always made by committees, and the writer is not at the head of the committee. Thus, mush.

Mercy is the mark of a great man! (stabs defeated opponent) I guess I'm just a good man. (stabs opponent again) Well ... I'm alright.

I recently had to wait two and a half hours in a doctor's office, just waiting to be seen. I literally was genuinely thinking 'Well, maybe this is a time loop.'

Forgive my rudeness. I cannot abide useless people.

You embraced what was already on the page, worked with it, massaged it.

I hope I am pigeonholed with comedy. I'm really not interested in writing the darker stuff, the emotional stuff.