Nobody in real life ever takes me seriously.

My husband used to take care of the business part of this, and after he died I found I wasn't really any good at it. I hate remembering who owes me what and bugging them if they haven't paid me.

Logic is a wonderful invention. It is so wonderful, people often mistake it for reason. Reason, however, requires sense. Logic requires only consistency.

If you don't burn the candle at both ends, what's the candle got two ends for?

If there is no way out, the best course of action is to find a way further in.

In my day, we didn't have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of it than we had earned.

The Internet makes it possible for people like me to live the way I do now. Without it, I'd have to be in New York or some other city. I think the Internet is the greatest invention in history after antibiotics.