Nobody in real life ever takes me seriously.

I don't make my own schedule - it's constructed around my sons' school schedules.

If you don't burn the candle at both ends, what's the candle got two ends for?

In my day, we didn't have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of it than we had earned.

I really hate those books where the murderer turns out to be somebody you never heard of who pops up in the last chapter.

I was the executive editor on a little magazine called Greek Accent, whose only claim to fame is that its art director went on to be the art director of Discover for many years.

If there is no way out, the best course of action is to find a way further in.