Oh God, modern life with all its feelings. ... We live in the most callous society ever, and all anybody talks about nowadays is getting in touch with their feelings. ... The world has become one enormous group therapy session. It's a terrible bore. My motto is, 'Thank you for not sharing!

I don't need an alarm clock, for habit is the best alarm there is.

dating is like campaigning: you don't reveal who you really are or what you're really up to until you get elected.

One's only real regret in life is the failure to act.

It's much more interesting to try and understand what binds two people together. Why we stay with each other is much more of a mystery than why we don't.

Oh God, modern life with all its feelings. ... We live in the most callous society ever, and all anybody talks about nowadays is getting in touch with their feelings. ... The world has become one enormous group therapy session. It's a terrible bore. My motto is, 'Thank you for not sharing!

I may not remember, but I never forget.