Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or ever will be spoken or written — as long as I keep my senses, at least.

The only thing that makes one place more attractive to me than another is the quantity of heart I find in it.

youth is so insatiable of happiness, and has such sublimely insane faith in its own power to make happy and be happy!

I rely on the promise, God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.

If they had said that the sun or the moon had gone out of the heavens, it could not have struck me with the idea of a more awful and dreary blank in creation than the words: Byron is dead!

People who are so dreadfully "devoted" to their wives are so apt, from mere habit, to get devoted to other people's wives as well.

On earth the living have much to bear; the difference is chiefly in the manner of bearing, and my manner of bearing is far from being the best.