Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.

Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now." Valerie - To the Nines

You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's door." "Lost my temper." -Ranger and Stephanie

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.