You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

Nice dress. Take it off.

I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.