New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling.

The next level. As though dating were a computer game.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart.

Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living.

I bet you Cinderella didn't get along with Prince Charming's friends. Oh sure, the knights and barons probably put up with her on account that she was pretty and had such dainty feet and all, but you should know every duchess and contess in the kingdom hated her guts.

That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things like how to invade his trailer.