No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living.

Wishes are powerful things. You can't expect them to change the world without changing you too.

Perhaps selling your children, your future, just happened one bad decision at a time.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

It's not like most people read anymore. Well, not unless the book has a wizard school or a hot vampire. And, as a Kari Kngsley expert, I'm absolutely certain your life has neither of those things.