You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother.
As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.
What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.
No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.
The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.
Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do.