Perhaps I wasn't going crazy after all. Perhaps I was just becoming a writer.

Adults are constantly telling teenagers that it's what's on the inside that matters. It's always painful to find out that adults have lied to you.

Happy people are rarely interesting.

As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.

It's not like most people read anymore. Well, not unless the book has a wizard school or a hot vampire. And, as a Kari Kngsley expert, I'm absolutely certain your life has neither of those things.

New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling.

Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living.