I gave guitar lessons. I tried to join bands. My mom always said it was obvious that nothing was going to stop me.

I want to do some fiction writing, I've had some pretty good luck with short stories, I'd like to do a couple of larger things.

I'm a huge Peter Mayer fan, but only when I don't feel like killing him for being so good. I love Peter's work, though it irritates me that he plays so much better than I do. If I rocked half as hard as Peter does, I'd own the world by now.

I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.

There will always be those people who are just backward and ignorant. There will always be those people. They need somebody to feel superior to.

When people used to call me a political writer, it was kind of confusing because I was always much more interested in the social end of things which hinges on the political, but it isn’t really part of it.

Going off the road just leaves me more time to be a writer.