Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes cleverer.

It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil" - if we'll let them do that.

I support the protection of life from conception to natural death. But a natural death for a murderer is a death on the gallows.

Prisons are the universities of the opposition.

But please remember, that in 1991 in the Sejm [lower chamber of polish parliament] I didn't demand the abolishment of Special Economic Zones. I demanded the creation of a single Special Economic Zone - which would encompass the whole country!

A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.