Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes cleverer.

I support the protection of life from conception to natural death. But a natural death for a murderer is a death on the gallows.

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.

A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.

A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.

Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.

Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!