I could be your worst enemy. But i would rather have friends then enemies, and i go to great length to make that the case. There’s much more reward in having friends.

Labels are for cans, not for people.

High school is a dark place; I hung out with ‘freaks.’

When I was a kid I was the king of mullets. If you’re wearing a rock T-shirt and you’re a fan of Rush – one of the greatest bands in the universe – you’ve got to have a mullet.

Learn to laugh at your problems, cause everybody else does.

Well, girls love Justin Bieber... But real women have Letogasms

Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows!