I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.

I'm not much of a party guy anymore.

When you know your mom and dad are doing things that are not idyllic, as far as your desire to defer to a parental ideal, you start to see your parents as peers, perhaps, and that's not the healthiest thing at that early an age.

I'm in a little bit of a different situation, because working in the business that I do and living in the city that I live in, I haven't had a problem with people who are gay. Since I was 10 I've been working alongside them, and some of my best friends are gay.

Directing a movie is the greatest job in the world. I could not be more envious of the guys who get to do it all the time.