Like anyone who goes to college, you're leaving a familiar surrounding and a comfortable environment and your friends and everything, and you're starting fresh. It can be pretty daunting.

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I've always felt most comfortable in the hopeless romantic, underdog kind of roles who always gets the girl in the end. I don't know what that says about me but for some reason it's a natural fit.

The truth is that, after 30 years old, men still masturbate. There are still sexual problems that arise for guys.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.