Like anyone who goes to college, you're leaving a familiar surrounding and a comfortable environment and your friends and everything, and you're starting fresh. It can be pretty daunting.

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Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I thought that having a son would make me grow up when it came to my TV viewing habits, but I love The Bachelor even more after having a child.

Well, I'm never happier than when I'm acting.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.