I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

I go into town every day on the tube. I've got an Oyster card.

You'd phone or knock on the door of your friend or neighbour if they hadn't appeared at your local pub or bar for a few days, just to make sure they weren't dead in the cellar.

All the birds love Touche Eclat. It's a (concealer) pen that gets rid of eye bags. But I'm quite happy otherwise. I train a lot.

I've got the body of a model and the face of a coal miner.

Strange people like chefs, musicians, and politicians affect me.

I live in jeans, mainly Wrangler and Nudie. I like them as dark blue as they'll go and tightly woven.