If I say things like I'm going to erase someone's Social Security number, we all know I clearly don't work at the Social Security office.

No regrets, only choices.

If you really pay attention to me, I'm not the most serious person.

If I say things like I'm going to erase someone's Social Security number, we all know I clearly don't work at the Social Security office.

I think the people that really understand my personality and my real fans understand that I'm not really PC; I'm not very kosher, so sometimes I go way over the line, but a lot of things are also meant in humor.

I am excited about it. No-one really knows him [Kumar Sangakkara] as a person and everyone is looking forward to that. Getting to know players like Amla, Ponting and Smith has been special and this is great, because he [Sangakkara] is here for two years, it's no flash in the pan.

Shouldn't "it works like a charm" be said about things that don't work?