I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now.

Do I have to talk to insane people?" "You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.

If only life were that simple; if one could jump to the good parts and flick through the bad.

Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.

Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.