Love and magic are like oil and water--they just don't mix.
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?
Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.
There is a certain degree of steampunkishness that creeps into my books.
He spent his life immersed in books to the cost of everything else, even personal relationships. "Friends," he'd once said, "are probably great, but I have forty thousands friends of my own already, and each of them needs my attention.