I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.

Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.

There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.

You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library. She pointed to the shelf opposite. Over there was Catch-22, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.

I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times.

I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.