I have to thank my mum for kicking me out at 16 and making me stand on my own two feet - that's how I got here.

How is the economy supposed to recover when people can't afford to fill the tank?

Now, I'm the most impatient person that ever walked the planet. However: for the best, you always wait.

I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get off your backside and you've got to do all the crap stuff, too.

I like girls who like the countryside, put on walking boots and can bend with the wind a bit. If you're going to live with me, you need to be able to embrace the countryside and wet dogs.

The mid-life crisis is just those times when you're not so into the things you were when you were younger.

The ability to last more than six minutes - isn't that what all men want?