Scientists are complaining that the new dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
Jay LenoBarack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it'll be cleaned up by future generations.
Jay LenoWe live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records.
Jay LenoIf there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.
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