John Kerry has apologized for saying those who do not study hard and do their homework will get stuck in Iraq. Now, those that do not campaign well and are boring will end up stuck in the Senate.
Jay LenoThe United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.
Jay LenoAT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, "The check's in the mail," people are going to say, "Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote."
Jay LenoAccording to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
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