At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?
Jay LenoBarack Obama said yesterday that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the campaign is really over. Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!' Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'
Jay LenoPresident Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.
Jay LenoApparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he's had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.
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