Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.
Jay LenoHerman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job, and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, ladies and gentlemen.
Jay LenoAs you know, there were lots of huge marches around the country yesterday to protest the immigration laws. The marches had quite an impact on businesses. Restaurants had to close, construction sites had to shut down, the Yankees had to forfeit a game. ... Do you realize that Americans are now doing the jobs that immigrants won't do because they're out protesting?
Jay LenoHere's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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