It's the cynics who never get married.
The only thing worse for smoking than drinking is quitting drinking. Because then it's the only thing you can do.
I don't want to have my life fall apart for my work.
Add anchovies to almost anything, in moderation, and it will taste better.
I don't think I've left a trail of weeping women in my wake. I mean, the number of serious relationships I've had has not been into double digits.
Most novelists I know went through a period of intense self-examination and self-loathing after the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center. I certainly did.