You have friends who actually care about you and speak the language of the inner self. You have avoided them of late. Your soul is as disheveled as your apartment, and until you can clean it up a little you don't want to invite anyone inside.

A modest critique of an age in which an actor is the President, in which fashion models are asked for their opinions, in which getting into a nightclub is seen as a significant human achievement.

Something changed. Somewhere along the line you stopped accelerating.

Sometimes I think everything I touch turns into a Page Six item.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

I was fortunate to get a lot of mileage out of my vices . . . The point is not to be debilitated by your pleasures. Maybe I have lucky genes or something but I've never been truly addicted to anything, except pleasure in general.

The only thing worse for smoking than drinking is quitting drinking. Because then it's the only thing you can do.