The tragedy of my job [journalist] is that I rarely get to go where I want to go. I have to go where the job takes me.
English wine is like Belgian rock or German disco: a waste of everyone's time and money.
In my experience of vegan food it tends to be a symphony of beige.
One of my mottos for living is: never eat on a boat, unless you own the boat.
People adore bad reviews. Nobody would be interested in reading the good ones.
Salt is the difference between eating in Technicolor and eating in black and white.