Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.

A woman should be pink and cuddly for a man.

I'd like ten more babies and ten more chihuahuas and a few Academy Awards. Meanwhile, I enjoy being a sex symbol and making people happy.

A lot of happiness can be brought to the mentally distraught by a little understanding.

We eat a lot of lean meat and fresh vegetables.. You are what you eat, you know. When I'm 100 I'll still be doing pin-ups.

Most girls don't know what to do with what they've got.

Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.