I'm fast, why? Because I eat vegetables.
I am the Fred Astaire of karate.
Because no matter what you say in life, the truth will always be the truth. You know when someone is telling the truth, you look in the eyes. I have a tendency to believe people.
Take your big stick, and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch.
God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple.
I'm not a movie star. I'm a brand name. Van Damme is like Levi's. I go on vacation, and everywhere I go, people love me for my name, not for my movies.