If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

You just have to take a little salt, and since I'm doing that it's, like, BOOM! In one week, I felt it kick in. All the commotion around me, all the water around me, moving left and right around me, became like a lake.

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further.

I don't want to be buried in the ground, rotting, with all those worms. What I would love is to have my body dropped where you have those big icebergs and the water is so cold and pure, to be eaten by a polar bear or a seal or an otter.

You need at least six or seven years to understand the philosophy and concentration of karate to know to clean your spirit of everything and dedicate your mind and body to the sport.

According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that's not good.

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.