To have money is to be virtuous, honest, beautiful and witty And to be without is to be ugly and boring and stupid and useless.

In times of death and famine, reason is on the side of the priests-who have their own kind of logic which cries for miracles and, on occasion, invents them.

All the evil in the world is the fault of the self-styled pure in heart, a result of their eagerness to unearth secrets and expose them to the light of the sun.

When he (man) ceased any longer to heed the words of the seers and prophets, science lovingly brought forth the radio.

A man's name, title, and rank are artificial and impermanent; they do nothing to reveal what he really is, even to himself.

It's odd how people waiting for you stand out far less clearly than people you are waiting for.

When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.