The man who discovers a woman's weakness is like the huntsman in the heat of the day who finds a cool spring. He wallows in it.

You're an Attorney. It's your duty to lie, conceal, and distort everything, and slander everybody.

The spirit of a nation is what counts-the look in its eyes.

There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.

Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?

Oh God, if you want women to never again raise their voices, then create an adult man!

Education makes us more stupid than the brutes. A thousand voices call to us on every hand, but our ears are stopped with wisdom.