To win a woman in the first place you must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her, finally, so that she will let you leave her, you've got to antagonise her.

To have money is to be virtuous, honest, beautiful and witty And to be without is to be ugly and boring and stupid and useless.

When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.

Death holds no horrors. It is simply the ultimate horror of life.

One of the privileges of the great is to witness catastrophes from a terrace.

Human beings are like timid punctuation marks sprinkled among the incomprehensible sentences of life.

Everyone, when there's war in the air, learns to live in a new element: falsehood.