There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.

All the evil in the world is the fault of the self-styled pure in heart, a result of their eagerness to unearth secrets and expose them to the light of the sun.

When he (man) ceased any longer to heed the words of the seers and prophets, science lovingly brought forth the radio.

I have been a woman for fifty years, and I've never yet been able to discover precisely what it is I am.

The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal seductiveness of life.

To win a woman in the first place you must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her, finally, so that she will let you leave her, you've got to antagonise her.

There is an invisible garment woven around us from our earliest years; it is made of the way we eat, the way we walk, the way we greet people.