There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

A man's name, title, and rank are artificial and impermanent; they do nothing to reveal what he really is, even to himself.

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.

Half the human race can change its name and sometimes its nation without suffering — at least half! All women!

Human beings are like timid punctuation marks sprinkled among the incomprehensible sentences of life.

One of the privileges of the great is to witness catastrophes from a terrace.