There is no heaven on Earth. Not now anyway.

I see most of my movies at festivals.

But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me.

Actually, I only have a few friends in real life. And when I say friends, I'm referring to those people who I've known since the 1960s.

It is an actor's defect. I want everybody to like me, so I'll say what I think will please them.

I'd like to do plays, maybe a one man show.

I'll tell you something that's completely true - you can, as a man, obtain everything you want with the truth. If you lie, first of all you've got to be a very good lying actor, which is tres difficile. And it's going to give you poison inside the body.