Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

Hatred, for the man who is not engaged in it, is a little like the odor of garlic for one who hasn't eaten any.

There are big and little truths, but all belong to the same race.

Take heed of critics even when they are not fair; resist them even when they are.

I prefer the honest jargon of reality to the outright lies of books.

God, that checkroom of our dreams.