Can you imagine 4,000 years passing, and you're not even a memory? Think about it, friends. It's not just a possibility. It is a certainty.

I had been an eyewitness to a truly historic moment in American pop culture.

I had woven a tapestry of obscenity that as far as I know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle.

A man today never feels so alive as when he is hurtling from one point to another on the azimuth.

Manhattan cabs are born old.

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.