Half of the time I don't know what they're talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that everyone but me has shared. I'm a foreigner in the world and I don't understand the language.

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones.

It seems to me that a man who can think straight along for forty-seven years without changing a single idea ought to be kept in a cabinet as a curiosity.

The more I study men, the more I realize that they are nothing in the world but boys grown too big to be spankable.

Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD?

Getting an education is an awfully wearing process!

Anybody can rise to a crisis and face a crushing tragedy with courage, but to meet the petty hazards of the day with a laugh- I really think that requires spirit!