I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.

Where are we going? You never told me." "My home in Romania." Wow, this guy wasn’t kidding with his Dracula fixation.

Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

But-but…” Timmie’s eyes couldn’t get any wider. “Why did you tell her I’m your boyfriend? Why doesn’t she know about your real one?” That was a good question. I cast around for an answer. Any answer. “He’s English!” I settled on desperately. “And Mom…Mom hates foreigners!

Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.

How could I possibly keep my cool while getting sweaty with him? What if I screamed out something horrifying, like "I love you?" What if I had an epileptic attack and started drooling or spitting right in the middle of things?

I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.